Sometimes things don't go as planned in life. For instance, last night the pizza place forgot extra cheese on my pie. Chanel Chavez came in because she was low on rent money. She spent all her money on spray paint, press on nails, and gallons of menudo. There was something in the air because she went ballistic on me. Not once did I get my dick wet. Well, it did get wet but that was by the food she slapped all over me and not the moist mouth attached to her face. I felt like leaving the slut pimping business after this scene but nothing settles my nerves like a pastrami sandwich at 2 in the morning. Channel Chavez,on the other hand, was dropped off at a bus stop with enough money to get home or the local mental ward.