I have brought in porn stars from all over the world. Today, I have an English tart named Estelle. Before we get to fucking, the cameraman interviews her about her love for fat men and how she loves fucking them. A few minutes later I give her my Yankee doodle to play with as she feeds me some good old fashioned American food and not the crap those British fucks eat. Last I heard she was homeless and living under Stonehenge muttering "no more fat yanks for me" as she shakes back and forth in a daze. Samuel Adams would be so proud of me.